I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
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you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
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Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.