You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.