if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.