I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
the vacuum is drunk
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
i dont own pink underwear
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i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...