no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
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): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
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I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.