can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Farmville is her only friend.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.