and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?