he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
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Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.