so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker