He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating