May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
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how can u be prego again
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended