I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
21 Horny People Confess Their Boldest Sexual Advances
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown