Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.