He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.