Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(