Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"