I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss