Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Just fell off a train. Bad.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.