Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Just fell off a train. Bad.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"