sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning