We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS