It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people