Last Night in Rhode Island (401)

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  i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.

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  guess who has a date tonight

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  look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed

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  The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach

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  you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.

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  i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night

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  no, that is not a typo

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  i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday

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  we'll go far in life on tits alone.

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  We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."

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  My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".

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  like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.

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  You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.

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  its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well

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  Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song

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  What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.

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  She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.

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