You surviving the open bar?
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own