How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
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TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!