I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero