side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display