The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart