SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.