i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.