Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize