im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress