Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious