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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"

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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.

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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.

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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.

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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags

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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"

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And sadly I did.

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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.

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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.

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