I understand Curling. That high.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.