i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...