What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".