Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?