I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I ejaculated my soul out.