oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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