Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes