can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.