I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
try lime green
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.