Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.