woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
I want to make a zoo with you.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She's JV to your varsity