Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...