So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.