Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.