There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.