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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.

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It was me.

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(360): Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who. (360): It was me. http://tfl.nu/kgk9

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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.

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(360): ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all. http://tfl.nu/5hyy

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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.

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(360): Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour. http://tfl.nu/4726

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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".

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(360): You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes". http://tfl.nu/hqd9

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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.

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(360): I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina. http://tfl.nu/nx7q

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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.

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I'm puking in a turkey pan....

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(360): You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal. (1-360): I'm puking in a turkey pan.... http://tfl.nu/y4jv

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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite

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(360): I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite http://tfl.nu/ql58

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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...

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(360): Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys... http://tfl.nu/6y99

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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...

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(360): Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one... http://tfl.nu/mmlz

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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me

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(360): it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me http://tfl.nu/wv06

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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.

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1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you

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(206): You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits. (360): 1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you http://tfl.nu/1254

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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.

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(360): I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top. http://tfl.nu/zeve

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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?

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(360): I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years? http://tfl.nu/xhbr

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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.

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(360): So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace. http://tfl.nu/c8hs

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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.

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(360): A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy. http://tfl.nu/2450

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