Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Dating After Heartbreak
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.