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omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...

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what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?

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self-loathing.

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(617): omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night... (716): what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk? (617): self-loathing. http://tfl.nu/qojo

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speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms

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(716): speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms http://tfl.nu/8xzr

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you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.

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(716): you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all. http://tfl.nu/2dp0

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All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.

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(716): All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world. http://tfl.nu/xqix

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Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."

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lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.

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(267): Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious." (716): lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus. http://tfl.nu/bbah

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I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.

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(716): I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad. http://tfl.nu/kobd

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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

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its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

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i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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(716): why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross (860): its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary (716): i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal http://tfl.nu/td08

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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome

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i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"

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(716): so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome (914): i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends" http://tfl.nu/p6rp

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it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.

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(716): it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis. http://tfl.nu/lwww

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I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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(716): I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me. http://tfl.nu/61es

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I'm eating all of the evidence.

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(716): I'm eating all of the evidence. http://tfl.nu/m4yn

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I can text with my tongue

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(716): I can text with my tongue http://tfl.nu/gbw1

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fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.

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(716): fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck. http://tfl.nu/62ha

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So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

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I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

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Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

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(716): So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go? (1-716): I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her (716): Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild http://tfl.nu/mosz

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there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one

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(716): there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one http://tfl.nu/1wzf

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