They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman