Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts