Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?