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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

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(704): One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+ http://tfl.nu/62eq

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I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober

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(704): I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober http://tfl.nu/te1z

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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'

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(704): ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked' http://tfl.nu/xvcv

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is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?

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(704): is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell? http://tfl.nu/12z5

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Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends

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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.

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(704): Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends (704): Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/v731

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She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.

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(704): She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone. http://tfl.nu/3kwt

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i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background

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hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god

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(704): i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background (1-704): hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god http://tfl.nu/u7bb

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I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth

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(704): I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth http://tfl.nu/9h3z

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I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.

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Genius.

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(704): I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty. (803): Genius. http://tfl.nu/hci7

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I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.

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(704): I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum. http://tfl.nu/041y

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We named our party play list daddy issues

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(704): We named our party play list daddy issues http://tfl.nu/zy7m

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You smell like stripper and shame

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(704): You smell like stripper and shame http://tfl.nu/7pqp

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I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is

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(704 ): I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is http://tfl.nu/z1kt

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it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand

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(704): it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand http://tfl.nu/nxpy

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she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails

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(704): she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails http://tfl.nu/8gop

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