Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"