I just had sex on a roof
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain