Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot