And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'