Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.