Last Night in Florida (239)

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  Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.

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  My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.

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  Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet

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  At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.

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  And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".

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  she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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  So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.

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  At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt

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  I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories

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  He could rock you to sleep

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  just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.

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  Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?

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  you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys

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  I totes stole your whore crown.

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  With great power comes great responsibility.

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  I wish I could drop acid with the muppets

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